Potluck is Goodluck.

Redwood,

I found this for you....Just for you.....

And personally, I think EVERY bathroom needs one of these devices...

Meh - there's good research to show that kids who aren't exposed to their fair share of dirt and germs young end up with more allergies and illness. Germs help build up your immune system. So man up, you bunch of wimps, and chow down at the potluck: you'll geta blessing from the food, another from the company, and yet another from an enhanced immune system!

They did not have modern facilities back then so it wasn't like the disciples could just pop in to take care of business.

We, here in the USA most often meet in buildings that require by law, running water and working plumbing.

While germs are no respecter of Christian vs worldly bodies, cleanliness is love in it's most basic form. Just like eating pork and other unclean foods while it was and is not fit for human consumsation whether Jewish or Gentile.

(And we wonder why MRSA, the bird flu etc, is spreading so rapidly.)

I tend to carry that alcohol stuff in my church tote so I can cleanse my paws.

Blasphemy

Good one Neil. I would suggest that we could also have one that rings for those who don't "Obey the Law" And are "Going to H*ll". That way we could divide the Saints and the sinners. You could call it a Saint detector. So all will know.

The comedian, Bill Engvall, has something along those lines...

He claims that there are people who do stupid behavior or ask stupid questions...For example, he was come up a dock after a sucessfull fishing trip where he had a fairly good string of trout that was caught. A passerby asks, "you catch all those fish?" to which Bill answered- "Nope! Talked them into giving up". Here's your sign...

Apparently, there are people who ask the most rediculous/obvious questions or who do the most obviously stupid behaviors...We need some sort of sign that these people are this way so as to protect them from embarrasement, or their own behavior....

A guy was trying to buy a VW bug from Bill. After driving the car a couple of miles, they pulled back into the driveway, and the prospective buyer gets out to inspect the car....He looks at the twin muffler pipes on the VW and reaches down and grabs them. "Ouch!" he says " Boy, they're hot." Here's your sign....

Red, just ran across this. It's interesting.

In maths we can take out the common factor and see what is revealed:
(Pot is Good)(luck)

As an unqualified legalist, I just love the Distributive Law...

Graeme