I scope out trees for the very same reason! (Thought I was the only one...)

What happens if you drink soda pop and eat pop rocks at the same time?

Good sandwich...

LEt's see, Aldona--it's more of suspense that he has a hard time with. Yes, the cyberdog in the sheep o matic had him going the first time. Also something in the wrong trousers--hmm, now I can't remember.

If a large rampaging rabbit is the worst of it, he could probably deal with it. He knows enough about Wallace and Gromit not to take it too seriously.

I read the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory book when I was a kid (unbeknownst to my mom!) and found it very funny and dark, but I was older than 7. Wouldn't let my 6 or 8 year old see it, but I'm rather conservative with them.

M

[raisingmyhandjumpingupanddown]Oooh, oooh! Mrs. Gray, call on me, I know!!! [unabletotakeitanylonger]I know, I know! When you drink soda pop (ahem...in St. Louis, it's just soda) and eat pop rocks at the same time, you clean out the earwax from the inside out!![/unabletotakeitanylonger][/raisingmyhandjumpingupanddown]

If you're happy and you know it, raise your hand!

I would raise my hand, but I need another to do it. The two hands I have are busy (L - eating pizza, R - keyboarding).

LynnDel

On a traffic light, green means "go" and yellow means "yield," but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means "hold on," yellow means "go ahead," and red means "Where did you get that banana at?"

You know they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob, but that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn." They should call every other version "corn off the cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call it "Mrs. Gray." Then reattach it and call me "Mrs. Gray-all-together."

Signals (by Shel Silverstein)

When the light is green you go.
When the light is red you stop.
But what do you do
When the light turns blue
With orange and lavender spots?

M